I recently purchased a lovely Parrot that we named Igor and have had a lot of fun with him over the past few months until recently. We didn’t realize that the bird was USED!
After a month in our house, we realized the bird was speaking a different language and didn’t know what until we had renowned Brazilian, Michalangelo Fezazi come to clean our tubes.
After Michalangelo arrived, Igor began insulting Mr. Fezazi with what he described as foul acts of sadomasocism and repeatedly asking to have cream cheese placed in areas that I don’t want to describe in this email!
Needless to say, Mr. Fezazi left our house without cleaning our tubes and we are left without his world-recognized services because of this foul-mouthed bird!!!
What are we to do?
Norman Willy Frillman
Dear Norman Frillman,
Thank you for contacting PETCO. We are sorry to hear about your pet.
We do have an animal companion specialist that are highly trained in providing animal care. Please feel free to coordinate with them at your local PETCO store.
Please visit this link to find the closest PETCO store in your location: http://www.petco.com/petco_Page_PC_storelocator_Nav_2.aspx
Thank you for your inquiry. Please contact us again if you need any further assistance.
Customer Relations Coordinator
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